ROCK Ní ROLL WILL NEVER DIE
Nah Iím sorry but look Iím sorry but Rock ní Roll?
Rock ní Roll will never die
Itís going nowhere
Itís here to stay
What are you, fucking stupid?
Iím sorry but nah youíre fucking high
If you think that rock ní roll will ever die
Youíre cracked up out of your fucking mind

Nah Ďcause Rock Ďn Roll is here to stay
It will never go away
Look at  Def fucking Lepard
Drummerís got one fucking arm
Look at the fucking Stones
Theyíve been around for forty fucking years
Look at fucking Guns and Roses
Need I say more

Nah Ďcause Iím sorry but look Iím sorry but
Nah but Iím sorry but Rock Ďn Roll is not moving 
Itís going nowhere
Itís here to stay.



SENSITIVE ARTIST I am a sensitive artist. Nobody understands me because I am so deep. In my work, I make allusions to books that nobody else has read, music that nobody else has heard; and art that nobody else has seen. I canít help it because I am so much more intelligent and well-rounded than everyone who surrounds me. I stopped watching tv when I was six months old because it was so boring and stupid, and started reading books and going to recitals and art galleries. I donít go to recitals any more, because my hearing is too sensitive, and I donít go to art galleries any more because there are people there and I canít deal with people because they donít understand me. I stay at home, reading books that are beneath me and working on my work, which no one understands. I am sensitive.


GARY AND MELISSA Gary and Melissa loved to make love Loved to make love Loved to make love Over and over and over again For the first few weeks of their relationship, they fucked four or five times a night. They were really turned on for a while Then, to heighten their passion, They bought sex books: The Joy of Sex, The Sensuous Couple The Joy of Sex Part II, The Kama Sutra, Even More Joy of Sex, Popular Mechanics, Betty Crocker Anything They tried as many positions as they were capable of Physically Physically Physically They were really turned on for a while Then, to heighten their passion, They bought sex toys: Ben Wah Balls, French Ticklers Nipple clamps, Cock Rings Bowling Balls, Dildos, Vibrators Watermelons Commemorative Statuettes of Liberty Anything They were really turned on for a while They set up a video camera and taped themselves having sex Then they watched it on the VCR while having more sex Then, to heighten their passion, Gary taped Melissa having sex with some of his friends And Melissa taped Gary having sex with some of her friends They watched it on the VCR while having more sex. They were really turned on As the years went by, Gary and Melissa became fine, upstanding members of their community Although they never married, their relationship outlasted all the marriages on their block And they never fought, except to heighten their passion They made an agreement that when one of them died, The other would continue to live with and make love to the corpse, But as luck would have it, They were both killed in a freak accident And died at the exact same moment, holding hands.