A BASILISK'S GAZE CAN BE FATAL, BUT FEELS GOOD
A BRITISH NEWSPAPER IS BETTER THAN AN AMERICAN ONE.
A DEVIANT WILL VALIDATE A GROUP, AND THEN BE SACRIFICED.
A FLOWERING OF HUMANISM IS OUR ONLY HOPE
A GRASSY KNOLL CAN OBSCURE A LONG BARREL
A HANDFUL OF SAND IS CLEAN DIRT
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A HARD MAN IS GOOD TO FIND
A JOB IS DEHUMANIZING UNLESS IT INSPIRES PASSION
A KNOW A LITTLE WAY
A KNOWLEDGE OF SANSKRIT IS OF LITTLE USE TO A MAN TRAPPED IN A SEWER.
A LACK OF TIMING IS THE MARK OF IDIOCY
A LITLE BIT OF SUGAR MAKES THE MEDICINE GO DOWN
A LITTLE KNOWLEDGE CAN BE ANNOYING
A LITTLE CAN GO A LONG WAY
A LITTLE COOL-WHIP CAN GO A LONG WAY
A LITTLE DATA CAN GO A LONG WAY
A LITTLE DATA CAN NOT BE ENOUGH
A LITTLE CENSORSHIP IS DESPICABLE
A LITTLE H0LZER CAN GO A LONG WAY
A LITTLE HOLZER CENSORS THIS LIST
A LITTLE HOLZER IS A DANGEROUS THING
A LITTLE KARMA CAN GO A LONG WAY
A LITTLE KNOWLEDGE CAN GO A SHORT WAY
A LITTLE KNOWLEDGE CAN GO AWAY
A LITTLE KNOWLEDGE CAN GO AWAY FASTER BUT A LOT OF KNOWLEDGE FILLS YOUR HARD DRIVE.
A LITTLE KNOWLEDGE CAN GO AWRY
A LITTLE KNOWLEDGE CAN GO ON FOREVER
A LITTLE KNOWLEDGE CAN GO TO STARFISH
A LITTLE KNOWLEDGE HAS TO GO A LONG WAY...
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IT IS ALL HUMANITY HAS
A LITTLE KNOWLEDGE HURTS
A LITTLE KNOWLEDGE INCLINES ONE TOWARDS DELUSIONS OF GRANDEUR
A LITTLE KNOWLEDGE IS A DANGEROUS THINGAMAJIG
A LITTLE KNOWLEDGE IS A POOR EXCUSE FOR A CLUE
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A LITTLE KNOWLEDGE IS BETTER THAN NO KNOWLEDGE.
A LITTLE KNOWLEDGE IS BETTER THAN NONE AT ALL
A LITTLE KNOWLEDGE IS ENOUGH TO HURT BUT NOT ENOUGH TO HEAL.
A LITTLE KNOWLEDGE IS MORE DANGEROUS THAN NONE AT ALL.
A LITTLE KNOWLEDGE IS NOT ENOUGH, IF IT REALLY IS KNOWLEDGE YOU WANT MORE!
A LITTLE MARS CAN GO A LONG MILKY WAY
A MAN WITH TWO HATS NEED NOT HAVE TWO HEADS
A NEW DISHWASHER CAN'T MEND A BROKEN HEART, BUT IT WILL DO THE WASHING UP.
A SENSE OF TIMING IS THE MARK OF GOOP
A SINGLE INTERPRETATION CAN HAVE INFINITELY MANY INTERPOLATIONS
A SINGLE QUESTION CAN HAVE INFINITELY MANY INTERPRETATIONS
A SLOW DESCENT INTO MADNESS IS PREFERABLE TO ENDLESS UNHAPPINESS
A THIEF IS NOTHING MORE THAN A DREAMER.
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A VIRTUAL COMMUNITY IS AN OXYMORON
A WET BIRD NEVER FLIES AT NIGHT
AAAARGH THE HARDER YOU SCREAM THE FASTER YOU GO
AARDVARKS KEEP THEIR FUNK ON TIME.
ABSOLUTE ADMISSION CAN BE A FORM OF FREEDOM
ABSOLUTE PERMISSION CAN BE A LICENSE TO KILL
ABUSE OF FLOWER COMES AS NO POWER
ABUSE OF FLOWERS COMES AS NO SURPRISE
ABUSE OF POWER COMES AT NO PRICE
ABUSE OF POWER COMES WITH NO FLOWERS
ABUSE OF POWER IS A LOT OF FUN.
ABUSE OF POWER IS A REGULAR OCCURANCE
ABUSE OF POWER IS COOL
ABUSE OF POWER IS ITS ONLY SURPRISE
ABUSE OF SEXUALITY COMES AS NO SURPRISE
ACKNOWLEDGING A CRISIS MEANS BECOMING OBSESSIONAL
ACT LIKE YOU ARE SEXLESS?
ACTION CAUSES MORE BUBBLE THAN THOUGHT
ACTION CAUSES MORE TROUBLE THAN AFTERTHOUGHT
ACTION CAUSES MORE TROUBLE THAN STAYING IN BED
ACTION CAUSES MORE TROUBLE THAN THOUGHT
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ACTION CAUSES MORE TROUBLE THAN THOUGHT AND THOUGHT IS THE CAUSE OF ACTION
ACTION CAUSES MORE TROUBLE THAN YOU THOUGHT
ACTION CAUSES TROUBLED THOUGHTS
ACTION KEEPS YOU FROM THINKING
ACTION PAUSES WHILE TROUBLE GIVES THOUGHT
AGAIN WE ARE ASKED TO PRODUCE FOR FREE
AGAINST BOREDOM EVEN THE GODS CONTEND IN VAIN.
AGAINST STUPIDITY THE GODS THEMSELVES CONTEND IN VAIN.
ALL PLACES ARE DELICATELY INTERCONNECTED
ALL GOOD THINGS MUST COME TO AN END
ALL LIVING THINGS ARE DELICATELY INCARCERATED
ALL MAKT TIL FANTASIEN
ALL POWER CORRUPTS BUT ABSOLUTE POWER IS A RUSH!
ALL RULES HAVE EXCEPTIONS...EXCEPT THIS ONE
ALL THE SAME, REVOLUTION BEGINS
ALL THE SENTIMENTS OF ROMANTIC LOVE ARE CLICHES -- UNTIL SOMEONE SAYS THEM TO YOU.
LL THINGS ARE DELICATELY INTERCONNECTED AND CODEPENDENT
ALL THINGS ARE DELICATELY INTERCONNECTED SOMETIMES
ALL THINGS ARE DELICATELY INTERCONNECTED, HOW OPTIMISTIC.
ALL THINGS ARE DELICATELY INTERPOLINATED
ALL THINGS ARE FUNDEMENTALLY INTERCONNECTED
ALL THINGS ARE TECTONICALLY INTERCONNECTED
ALL THINGS ARE VIOLENTLY DISCONNECTED
ALL TITS KNOW A LONG WAY
ALL YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH IS YOUR OWN THOUGHTS
ALWAYS YOUR FAMILY WILL BETRAY YOU
ANY EVENT HAS A FINITE NUMBER OF CAUSES AND CONSEQUENCES
AS MORE THINGS BECOME PLAUSIBLE, PEOPLE BECOME MORE GULLIBLE.
AS PEOPLE BECOME MORE GULLIBLE, MORE THINGS BECOME PLAUSIBLE.
ASK WHY : THINK ESSENTIAL : JUST DO IT : PAY THE PRICE : LEARN
ASPIRING FOR LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL BUT STUPID
AT ALL TIMES INACTIVITY IS PREFERABLE TO MINDLESS FUNCTIONING
AT TIMES ACTIVITY IS PREFERABLE TO MINDLESS INACTIVITY
AT TIMES INACTIVITY IS PREFERABLE TO COLLEGE.
AT TIMES INACTIVITY IS PREFERABLE TO FUNCTIONING AT ALL
AT TIMES INACTIVITY IS PREFERABLE TO FUNCTIONING MINDS
AT TIMES INACTIVITY IS PREFERABLE TO MINDLESS FUNCTIONING
AT TIMES MINDLESS FUNCTIONING IS PREFERABLE TO BEING DEAD
BELIEVING YOURSELF IS A WAY TO STAY CONFUSED
BETTER IS THE ENEMY OF GOOD.
BLOOD WILL TELL
BODY ODOUR CAN BE FATAL
BOREDOM ARISES FROM A LACK OF ATTENTION
BOREDOM GAVE US A REST
BOREDOM IS PREFERRABLE TO WORRY AND ANXIETY
BOREDOM MAKES ME LOVE YOU
BOREDOM MAKES YOU CRIMINAL
BOREDOM MAKES YOU LONELY AND SAD AND AGES YOU YEARS IN A MOMENT
BOREDOM MAKES YOU READ THIS WHOLE LIST.
BOREDOM MAKES YOU THINK
BORING TESTS WASTE MY TIME
BOWLING MAKES YOU DO CRAZY THINGS
BREATHING WHILE AWAKE IS A FRIGHTENING CONTRADICTION
CAL 767-1111 FOR A GOOD TIME.
CALL 1-800-555-1212 FOR A GOOD TIME
CHAIRMAN MAO -MORE THAN A FRIEND
CHANGING THE WORLD IS NOT THE ANSWER
CHEATING TOO MUCH IS CRIMINAL
CHOAS HAS ITS OWN PATTERN
CHOOSE YOUR BATTLES WISELY.
CHRISTMAS IS TOO COMMERCIAL
CIVILIZATION IS EATING TOO MUCH
CLINTON IS A COMMUNIST
COMMUNICATION IS SENSATIONAL
COMPLETE DESTRUCTION OF AMERICA WOULD MAKE THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE
CONFESSING YOURSELF IS A WAY TO STAY HONEST
CONFUSING OTHERS IS A WAY TO STAY HONEST
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CONFUSING YOUR FRIEND IS A WAY TO STAY HONEST
CONFUSING YOURSELF IS A BETRAYAL OF YOUR HUMANITY
CONFUSING YOURSELF IS A WAY TO BE A PUTZ
CONFUSING YOURSELF IS A WAY TO REMAIN HONEST
CONFUSING YOURSELF IS A WAY TO REFLECT
CONFUSING YOURSELF IS A WAY TO REMAIN HONEST
CONFUSING YOURSELF IS A WAY TO STAY CONFUSED
CONSTRUING YOURSELF IS A WAY TO STAY HORNY
CRACKPOT THINKING IS BECOMING MAINSTREAM
CRAZINESS MAKES YOU DO BORING THINGS
DELICACY IS SUBJECTIVE AND WE PERHAPS CONFUSE IT WITH WEAKNESS.
DESIRE IS OFTEN THE SIMPLE REFLECTION OF THE INABILITY TO ATTAIN.
DEVIANCY IS RELATIVE, AND MANY RELATIVES ARE DEVIANT
DEVIANTS ARE DEIFIED TO INCREASE GROUP SOLIDARITY
DEVIANTS ARE MARTYRED TO INCREASE GROUP SOLIDARITY
DEVIANTS ARE SACRIFICED TO REDUCE GROUP SOLIDARITY
DEVIANTS ARE SCARIFIED TO INCREASE GROUP SOLIDARITY
DIFFERENCE IS GOOD WHEN NORMAL IS WRONG
DISCIPLINE IS THE PRICE OF FREEDOM
DOES ANYBODY UNDERSTAND THE GRIEF OF THE STRONG MAN?
DOGS ARE MORE HUMANE THAN HUMANS
DON'T LET IT BE!
DON'T LIVE, YOU MIGHT DIE!
DON'T MESS WITH A REDNECK
DON'T SWEAT THE PETTY THINGS, PET THE SWEATY THINGS
DON'T WAIT FOR GODOT
DREAMING AND WAKING IS A FRIGHTENING CONTRADICTION
DREAMING LIKE CATS IS SOMETHING I WONDER ABOUT.
DREAMING WHILE AWAKE IS A COMMONPLACE CONDITION
DREAMING WHILE AWAKE IS A FRIGHTENING
DREAMING WHILE AWAKE IS A FRIGHTENING CONTRADICTION
DREAMING WHILE AWAKE IS A FRIGHTENING CONTRADICTION
AWAKE WHILE DREAMING IS LIKE LIVING
DREAMING WHILE AWAKE IS A FRIGHTENING CONTRADICTION BEING AWAKE IS DREAMING WITHOUT THE CONRTIDICTIONS.
DREAMING WHILE AWAKE IS A FRIGHTENING CONTRADICTION TO SLEEPERS
DREAMING WHILE AWAKE IS A FRIGHTENING CONTRADICTION...A 'DAYMARE'
DREAMING WHILE AWAKE IS A REFRESHING CONTRADICTION
DREAMING WHILE AWAKE IS A SURVIVAL TACTIC
DREAMING WHILE AWAKE IS A TRUE STATE
DREAMING WHILE AWAKE WILL ENSURE YOUR SURVIVAL
DRIVING HAS ITS SEXUAL SIDE
EACH MORNING AS WE RISE TO FACE THE SUN SOME SOFT SONG PASSES BENEATH OUR EAR TUNNELS; MOST OF US RISE FAST TO FLIP ON RADIO TV BOMBARD SKULL CAVITY WITH NEWSPAPER CLIPPINGS AND FILLER - DROWNING OUT SOFT BACKGROUND SOUNDS WITH HUMAN YODEL DIVERSIONS. ONE DAY EVERYONE WONDERS WHAT THAT NOISE IS THAT'S BEEN BUGGING THEM AND REALIZE IT'S THE SONG - THE ETERNAL MORNING SONG UNDERNEATH THE BIOMASS AND BRAIN STUFFIN. LISTEN SOMETIME BEFORE THAT HAPPENS.
EATING CRIMINALS IS TOO MUCH
EATING CRIMINALS IS TOO MUCH.
EATING TOO LITTLE IS CRIMINAL
EATING TOO MUCH GIVES A SENSE OF PROPORTION
EATING TOO MUCH IS A FORM OF FREEDOM
EATING TOO MUCH IS CRIMINAL
EATING TOO MUCH IS CRIMINAL
EATING TOO MUCH IS CRIMINAL...BUT EATING CRIMINALS IS TOO MUCH.
EATING TOO MUCH IS ESSENTIAL
EATING TOO MUCH IS EXACTLY RIGHT
EATING TOO MUCH IS FUN
EATING TOO MUCH ISN'T CRIMINAL
EATING TOO MUCH LIKE SUCKS HUH HUH
EATING TOO MUCH MAKES YOU FAT
EATING TOO MUCH TOFU IS CRIMINAL
EATING TOO MUCH WILL MAKE YOU FAT
EATING WITHOUT APPRECIATION OF THE ACT OR ORIGINS IS CRIMINAL
EATING YOUR FAMILY CAN BETRAY YOU
EATING YOUR FAMILY IS CRIMINAL
EATING YOUR HUSBAND IS NOT CRIMINAL.
EATING TOO MUCH IS ESSENTIAL
EATING, TOO, IS CRIMINAL
EDUCATION IS A EUPHEMISM FOR INDOCTRINATION
EFFICIENT PREDATION MAKES THE BEST BETTER SHEEP DO NOT RECOGNIZE THE WOLF AMONG THEM BECAUSE THEY ARE VEGETARIANS.
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ENTROPY REQUIRES NO MAINTENANCE
EQUALITY AMONG THE SEX, IS AN EXPRESSION OF WOMENS WISH TO BECOME MEN
ESPECIALLY YOUR FAMILY CAN BETRAY YOU
EVEN NUNS ARE SCREWED IN THEIR COFFINS
EVEN YOU BETRAY
EVEN YOU CAN BETRAY YOU
EVEN YOU CAN BETRAY YOU
EVEN YOU CAN BETRAY YOUR FAMILY
EVEN YOUR BETRAY CAN FAMILY YOU
EVEN YOUR FAMILY CAN BETRAY THEMSELF
EVEN YOUR FAMILY EVENTUALLY BETRAYS YOU
EVEN YOUR FAMILY CAN BETRAY YOU TRUST IN GOD
EVEN YOUR FAMILY CAN CONSUME YOU
EVEN YOUR FAMILY CAN EAT YOU
EVEN YOUR FAMILY CAN KILL YOU
EVEN YOUR FAMILY CAN TRUST YOU
EVEN YOUR PET CAN BETRAY YOU
EVERY ACTION HAS A REACTION
EVERY ANSWER CONTAINS MORE QUESTIONS
EVERY ANSWER CONTAINS MORE QUESTIONS. NO MORE QUESTIONS TODAY! I AM MISSING BAYWATCH!!
EVERY BACK HAS A FRONT
EVERY LITTLE BREEZE SEEMS TO WHISPER GOD TOLD ME TO SKIN YOU ALIVE
EVERY ONE IS AS LONGER AS ITSELF.
EVERYONE WORKS FOR SOMEONE ELSE
EVERYONE'S WORK IS A FRIGHTENING CONTRADICTION
EVERYONE'S WORK IS EQUALLY BANAL
EVERYONE'S WORK IS EQUALLY BORING
EVERYONE'S WORK IS EQUALLY IMPORTANT
EVERYONE'S WORK IS EQUALLY INSIGNIFICANT
EVERYONE'S WORK IS EQUALLY STUPID
EVERYONE'S WORK IS EQUALLY UNIMPORTANT
EVERYONE'S WORK IS NO FUN
EVERYONE'S WORK IS RARELY EQUALLY IMPORTANT
EVERYONE'S WORK SHOULD BE EQUALLY IMPORTANT
EVERYTHING IS A METAPHOR
EVERYTHING IS OBSOLETE
EVERYWHERE IS WALKING DISTANCE IF YOU HAVE THE TIME
EVOLUTION BEGINS WITH CHANGES IN THE INDIVIDUAL
EXCELLENCE IS INSANITY
EXCELLENCE IS INSANITY
EXISTENCE IS HIGHLY OVERRATED, BUT SEEMINGLY NECESSARY
EXISTENCE PRECEDES ESSENCE
EXPIRING FOR LOVE IS STUPID, BUT....
EXPOUNDING LOVE BEAUTIFIES THE STUPID
FAKE IT 'TIL YOU MAKE IT.
FAKE OR REAL INDIFFERENCE IS A POWERFUL PERSONAL WEAPON
FAKE OR REAL INDIFFERENCE IS POWERFUL PASSIVE AGGRESSION
FALLING FOR CHARISMA CAN BE FATAL
FARTING TOO MUCH IS CRIMINALLY INSANE
FASHION IS THE DEATH OF STYLE
FAT INSULATES
FATHER KNOWS BEST
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FATHERS ALWAYS KNOW BEST
FATHERS KNOW BEST
FATHERS OFTEN USE TOO MUCH FORCE
FATHERS OFTEN USE TOO MUCH FORCE NOT ALL MOTHERS ARE GODDESSES
FATHERS OFTEN USE TOO MUCH FORCE WHEN INSERTING
FEAR MONOLITHIC IDENTITIES.
FEARS WE FACE LAST ARE FEARS WE FEAR MOST
FREEDOM THROUGH ABSOLUT CAN BE A FORM OF SUBMISSION
FRIENDS MAKE THE LIFE
FROM TERROR COMES INNOVATION
FRUIT FLIES LIKE BANANAS, TIME FLIES LIKE HELL.....
GROUP SOLIDARITY IS SACRIFICED TO INCREASE DEVIATION
GUMDROPS ARE FALLING ON MY HEAD!
HALLO NEDERLAND!
HAVING A SUPERIOR SENSE OF HUMOR IS A CURSE
HAVING IDEALS IS OKAY AS LONG AS THEY'RE REALISTIC
HE WHO KNOWS AND KNOWS THAT HE KNOWS IS WISE.
HE WHO LAUGHS LAST LAUGHS LASTS.
HE WHO PROTECTS YOU DESTROYS YOU
HI JENNY I LOVE YOU!
HI MOM!
HIDING YOUR MOTIVES IS A SURVIVAL SKILL
HIDING YOUR MOTIVES IS POLITICS
HIDING YOUR TRUISMS IS DESPICABLE
HIGAMOUS HOGAMUS, WOMEN, MONOGAMOUS.
HOMOSEXUALITY IS A BLESSING
HONESTY IS A WAY TO STAY DAZED & CONFUSED
HOPE CAN CHANGE TIMIDITY TO STRENGTH.
HUMANISM IS A POWER SOURCE
HUMANISM IS ABSOLUTE
HUMANISM IS IS NEVER OBSOLETE
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HUMANISM IS NOT OBSOLETE
HUMANISM IS OBSOLETE
HUMANS ARE NOT MONOGAMOUS BY NATURE
HUMANS ARE OBSOLETE
HUMANS DO NOT WORK FOR CHANGE UNTIL THE STATUS QUO BECOMES INTOLERABLE.
HUMOR AVAILABLE FOR LEASE
HUMOR CAN BE PROFOUNDLY CRITICAL
HUMOR CAN BE USED FOR SELF-PROMOTION
HUMOR HAS ITS SEXUAL SIDE
HUMOR IS A NERVOUS REACTION
HUMOR IS A PLACE TO HIDE
HUMOR IS A RELAPSE
IF MORE PEOPLE LICKED PAINTINGS, WE WOULDN'T HAVE WAR.
IF MORE PEOPLE LICKED PAINTINGS, WE WOULDN'T HAVE WAR.YOU ARE A VICTIM OF THE RULES YOU LIVE BY
IF THE THUNDER DON'T GET YA THEN THE LIGHTNIN WILL
IF THERE ARE A THOUSEND THINGS YOU STICK TO, THERE ARE THOUSEND PAINS YOU SUFFER
IF YOU DREAM IN FADED COLOURS YOU WILL NOT DISTURB YOUR SLEEP
IF YOU TELL YOUR MOUTH IT'S A SANDWICH, IT CHEWS HARDER
IF YOU THINK EVERYTHING'S FINE, THERE'S SOMETHING YOU'VE FORGOTTEN.
IGNORANCE MAY BE BLISS, BUT ONLY IF YOU'RE STUPID TO BEGIN WITH
IMAGINING YOURSELF TO BE FICTIONAL IS A GOOD CHANGE OF PERSPECTIVE
IN MY GARBAGE CAN ONE CAN'T REFLECT METASYNTACTIC PERMUTATIONS.
IN THE END, WE ARE ALL OPRAH
IN TIME, ALL THINGS COME TO PASS YET WE EXPERIENCE THEM AS NEW
INACTION CAUSES MORE TROUBLE THAN ACTION
INACTIVITY IS ALWAYS PREFERABLE TO MINDLESS FUNCTIONING
INACTIVITY IS PREFERABLE TO MINDLESS FUNCTIONING
INCOME DOES NOT EQUAL VALUE
INCREASED RESOURCES MEANS DECREASED CONFLICT
INFORMATION MAKES YOU FREE
INTIMITY IS LAUGHABLE
IRONY IS OBSOLETE
IT DOESN'T MATTER
IT IS A WOMAN'S FATE TO OUTSMART HERSELF
IT IS BETTER TO COPULATE THAN NEVER
IT IS CONTRADICTORY TO BELIEVE YOU CAN CHANGE YOUR FATE
IT'S IMPORTANT TO STAY LEAN ON ALL LEVELS
IT'S IMPORTANT TO STAY TRUE ON ALL LEVELS
IT'S NOT AS SIMPLE AS ALL THAT.
IT'S NOT AS SIMPLE AS YOU MIGHT IMAGINE
ITS HUMORUS WHEN YOU RELEASE ONE
KILLING TIME LEAVES LIFE GAPS
LA CONFIANZA MATē AL VENADO
LACK OF BRIAN IS PAINFUL.
LACK OF ACTION CAN ALSO AFFECT THE PROCRASTINATOR
LACK OF CHARISMA CAN BE FATAL
LACK OF CHARISMA CAN BE NATAL
LACK OF CHARISMA CAN BE UGLY
LACK OF CHARISMA CAN BE VICE-PRESIDENTIAL
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LACK OF CHARM CAN BE FATAL
LACK OF FATALITY CAN MAKE YOU CHARISMATIC
LACK OF GOOD KARMA CAN BE FATAL
LACK OF INTELLIGENCE CAN BE FATAL
LACK OF KARMA CAN BE FATAL
LACK OF MAMA CAN BE FATAL
LACK OF SMELL CAN BE FATAL
LACK OF TASTE CAN BE FATAL
LAKOFF IS GOD
LAUGHING IS RISIBLE
LANGUAGE OBFUSCATES COMMUNICATI0N
LE FRANCAIS EST DE RETOUR
LEAD, FOLLOW, OR GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY
LESS IS LESS, MORE IS MORE
LETTING GO IS THE BEST WAY TO HOLD ON
LIFE IS LIKE A BOX OF DEATH
LIFE IS OBSOLETE
LIFE IS WORTH LIVING
LIGHT EMITTING DIODE DISPLAYS AWAIT THE COLOR BLUE
LITTLE KNOWLEDGE GOES A LONG WAY
LIVING ENEMAS IS AN ACTIVITY
LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL BUT STUPID
LOVE MAKES YOU DO CRAZY THINGS
LOVING ANIMALS IS A FRIENDLESS ACTIVITY
LOVING ANIMALS IS ILLEGAL
LOVING ANIMALS IS ILLEGAL IN SOME STATES
LOVING MEN IS A SUBSTITUTE ACTIVITY
MADNESS DOES NOT EXIST IN ISOLATION
MEANING IS OVERRATED
MEN ARE MONOLITHIC BY NATUREMOTHERS SHOULDN'T MAKE TOO MANY DONUTS
MOTHERS SHOULDN'T MAKE TOO MANY INCISIONS
MUCH WAS DECIDED BEFORE YOU WERE ,BORN. BUT THEN THERE ARE DORMANT GENES STILL LEFT
MURDER DOES NOT HAVE ITS SEXUAL SIDE
MURDER HAS ITS SEXUAL SIDELINES
MURDER HAS ITS SEXUAL SIDELINES
MURDER HAS ITS TEXTUAL SLIDE
MY MAMMA ALWAYS SAID: SIZE IS NOT IMPORTANT, IT'S WHAT YOU DO WITH WHAT YOU GOT.
NATURE IS NOT MONOGAMOUS BY MAN
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NEVER EAT ANYTHING BIGGER THAN YOUR HEAD
NEVER TRUST ANYONE WHO CLAIMS TO KNOW WHAT THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT.
NEW AND IMPROVED IS USUALLY NEITHER
NOT KNOWING WHO CINDY SHERMAN IS IS CRIMINAL.
NOTHING IS EVER A COMPLETE FAILURE - IT CAN ALWAYS SERVE AS A BAD EXAMPLE
NOTHING WAS DECIDED BEFORE YOU WERE BORN
NOW IS THE TIME FOR ALL GOOD PEOPLE TO COME TO THE AID OF THEIR BROTHERS AND SISTERS.
OBSESSING TOO MUCH IS CRIMINAL
OF COURSE YOUR FAMILY WILL BETRAY YOU
OFTEN YOU ACT LIKE YOU ARE SEX ITSELF
OFTEN YOU SHOULD ACT LIKE YOU ARE BRETT ANDERSON
OFTEN YOU SHOULD ACT LIKE YOU ARE LESS
OFTEN YOU SHOULD ACT LIKE YOU ARE SEXCRAZED
OFTEN YOU SHOULD ACT LIKE YOU ARE SEXLESS
ON AVERAGE, LOVE MAKES YOU HAPPY
ONLY YOUR FAMILY CAN BETRAY YOU
OPRAH, GERALDO, ROLANDA, RIKKI LAKE... ANDY WARHOL WAS RIGHT.
OR A SHORT WAY.
ORGANIZED THINKING IS DECEPTIVE
OVER-ANALYSIS LEADS TO PARALYSIS
OVERUSED LANGUAGE IS ONLY A FRIGGING CONSTRUCTION
PARADISE IS EXACTLY LIKE WHERE YOU ARE RIGHT NOW ONLY MUCH, MUCH
PARENTS OFTEN USE TOO MUCH FORCE
PATIENCE COMES TO THOSE WHO WAIT
PATIENCE COMES TO THOSE WHO WAIT.
PEACE OF MIND CAN ONLY COME FROM THE INSIDE AND WORK IT'S WAY OUT.
PEBBLES HAVE THE SAME BASIC SHAPE AS MOUNTAINS
PEEBLES HAVE THE SAME BASIC SHAPE AS MOUNTAINS
PEOPLE ARE PARASITES.
PEOPLE WHO DO NOT WORK WITH THEIR HANDS ARE PARASITES
PEOPLE WHO DO NOT USE WITH THEIR MINDS ARE PARASITES
PEOPLE WHO DO NOT WORK WITH THEIR MINDS ARE PARASITES
PEOPLE WHO DON'T WORK WITH THEIR BRAINS ARE EASY PREY.
PEOPLE WHO DON'T WORK WITH THEIR HANDS ARE PARASITES
PEOPLE WHO DON'T WORK WITH THEIR HANDS ARE USUALLY LESS TIRED
PEOPLE WHO DON'T WORK WITH THEIR HANDS ARE VERY LUCKY
PEOPLE WHO DON'T WORK WITH THEIR HANDS MIGHT BE INDUSTRIOUS ANYWAY
PEOPLE WHO DON'T WORK WITH THEIR MINDS ARE PARASITES
PEOPLE WHO DON'T WORK WITH THEIR SPIRITS ARE ROBOTS
PEOPLE, IN GENERAL, SUCK!!!
PERSPIRING FOR LOVE IS UNAVOIDABLE AND EMBARASSING
PREDJUDICE AGAINST BIGOTRY IS AN ACCEPTABLE BIGOTRY.
PROFANITY PROVOKES PROFANITY
PROFUNDITIES ARE TRITE
PROGRESSIVE TAXES AREN'T!
PROMISCUITY IS IT'S OWN REWARD
PURSUING THE NEGATIVE BLINDS YOU TO BEAUTY.
PUTTING A LOT OF TRUISMS UNDER EACH OTHER HAS ITS BANALITY
QUESTION THE NATURE OF YOUR GOD THE NATURE OF GOD IS QUESTION
RAISE A CHILD WITH ATTENTION THE CHILD'S UNIQUE NEEDS
RAISE BOYS AND GIRLS SKIRTS THE SAME WAY
RAISE BOYS AND GIRLS THE SAME DAY
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RAISE BOYS AND GIRLS THE SAME WAY BUT REAR SHEEP DIFFERENTLY
RAISE BOYS AND GIRLS THE SAME WAY IF YOU CAN'T APPRECIATE THEIR DIFFERENCES.
RAISE BOYS AND GIRLS THE SAME WAY, DAMNIT!
RAISE BOYS AS GIRLS AND GIRLS AS BOYS
RAISE BOYS TO KILL GIRLS AND EAT THEM
RAISE BOYSENBERRIES THE SAME WAY YOU RAISE BLACKBERRIES
ROMANTIC LOVE CAN MANIPULATE WOMEN
ROMANTIC LOVE WAS INVENTED BY MANIPULATED MEN
ROMANTIC LOVE WAS INVENTED TO MANIPULATE
ROMANTIC LOVE WAS INVENTED TO MANIPULATE MEN
ROMANTIC LOVE WAS INVENTED TO MANIPULATE PEOPLE
ROMANTIC LOVE WAS INVENTED TO MANIPULATE WOMEN
ROMANTIC LOVE WAS INVENTED TO MANIPULATE WOMEN, SO LEARN HOW TO USE IT APPROPRIATELY!
ROMANTIC LOVE WAS INVENTED TO PULLULATE WITH WOMEN
ROMANTIC LOVE WAS INVENTED TO WOMANIPULATE MEN
ROMANTIC LOVE WAS NOT INVENTED
RUTHLESS COMPETITION FOR YOUR ENTERTAINMENT
SANITY MAKES YOU DO CRAZY THINGS
SARGEANT "I'M GOING TO TURN YOU INTO RUTHLESS MACHINES OF TOTAL DESTRUCTION"
SAY WHAY YOU MEAN AND SAY IT MEAN
SCATOLOGY MERGES WITH ESCHATOLOGY WHEN ONE BEGINS TO FIND ONE'S OWN END IS ENEMANT.
SECRECY IS ALWAYS GOOD OR EVIL
SELF DECEPTION IS A HUMAN BEING'S GREATEST SKILL
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SEX CAN HAVE A MURDEROUS SIDE
SEX HAS ITS MURDEROUS SIDE
SLIPPING INTO MADELINE IS GOOD FOR GETTING MY ROCKS OFF
SLIPPING INTO MADNESS IS GOOD FOR THE SAKE OF CHANGE
SLIPPING INTO MADNESS IS GOOD FOR THE SAKE OF POETRY
SLIPPING INTO MEN IS GOOD FOR THE SAKE OF COMPARISON
SLIPPING INTO SLEEP IS GOOD FOR STATES OF MADNESS
SLOPPY BALLHANDLING GETS WORSE IN OVERTIME
SLOPPY EATING IMPROVES WITH AGE
SLOPPY JOES GETS WORSE OVER TIME
SLOPPY THINKING GETS VERSE OVER RHYME.
SLOPPY THINKING GETS WORSE AND WORSE
SLOPPY THINKING GETS WORSE OVER TIME
SLOPPY THINKING GETS WORSE OVER TIME
SOME OF THE BEST WORK IS DONE WITHOUT LIFTING A FINGER
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SOME THINGS ARE DELICATELY INTERCONNECTED
SOME THINGS ARE DELICATELY INTERCONNECTED, MOST ARE BY ACCIDENT
SOMETIMES A CIGAR IS JUST A CIGAR
SOMETIMES ACTION CAUSES MORE TROUBLE THAN THOUGHT
SOMETIMES IS PREFFERABLE TO NEVER-NEVER
SOMETIMES SHIT HAPPENS
SOMETIMES, COMPUTERS CAN ACT MORE LIKE PEOPLE
STARVING ARTISTS SHOULDN'T HAVE TO
STARVING YOURSELF IS STUPID
STAY HONEST REMAIN CONFUSED
STAYING HONEST IS CONFUSING
STRIKE WHILE THE IRON IS
STUPIDITY HELPS YOU SEE
"SUBMIT" IS NOT ANALAGOUS TO "IMPROVE"
"SUBMIT" IS NOT ANALAGOUS TO "REPLACE"
SUBMITTING TRUISMS IS FUN
TALK SHOWS ARE THE EMOTIONAL EQUIVALENT OF PRO WRESTLIMG
TALKING OUT LOUD TO YOURSELF MEANS YOU AREN'T CRAZY
TASTE IS THE EXCUSE OF THE BOURGEOISIE
TELL ME WHAT WORK IS AGAIN......
TERRIBLE PEOPLE WAKE UP WHEN SOMETHING HAPPENS
THAT WHICH DOES NOT KILL YOU MAKES YOU STRONGER
THAT YOUR FAMILY CAN BETRAY YOU COMES AS NO SURPRISE
THE AUTHOR SHOULD BE MADE TO CARVE HER OWN WORDS IN STONE
THE MOST PROFOUND THINGS ARE OFTEN MUNDANE
THE MOST PROFOUND THINGS CAN ONLY BE ALLUDED TO
THE MOST PROFOUND THINGS MUST BE EXPRESSED
THE NAIL THAT STICKS OUT WILL BE HIT HARDEST
THE NAIL THAT STICKS OUT WILL GET CLIPPED FIRST.
THE ONLY FREUDIAN SLIP IS THE ONE YOUR WEAR UNDER YOUR DRESS
THE RIGHT THING TO DO ISN'T ALWAYS RIGHT.
THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL IS LYING TO ONESELF.
THE RULES YOU LIVE BY MAKE YOU A VICTIM
THE TRUE GENTLEMAN'S DEED ALWAYS FOLLOWS HIS WORD
THE TRUE GENTLEMAN'S DEED ALWAYS FOLLOWS HIS WORD
THE TYRANNY OF SPEED IS DEATH
THE WAY YOU DO ANYTHING IS THE WAY YOU DO EVERYTHING
THE WORLD IS A SHIT SANDWICH,...EITHER EAT OR GO HUNGRY.
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THERE ARE NO ABSOLUTE TRUTHS; THIS IS ABSOLUTE
THERE ARE NO ABSOLUTES
THERE ARE THINGS THAT ARE ABNORMALLY PERFECT
THERE IS IRONY IN SINCERITY
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A LITTLE KNOWLEDGE
THERE IS NOTHING THAT WAS MEANT TO NOT BE KNOWN.
THERE'S AN ELEMENT OF TRUTH IN EVERY JOKE
THERE'S MORE THAN ONE WAY TO SKIN A CAT; WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE?
THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO HEAVEN, AND IT'S NOT THROUGH THE INTERNET.
THESE "TRUISMS" ARE UNBELIEVABLE ANNOYING.
THEY WANT YOU TO BE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE
THINKING GETS WORSE OVER TIME
THINKING TOO MUCH IS CRIMINAL
THIS "TRUISM" SPEACH IS INEFFECTIVE AND TOO EASY
THIS IS SO UNLIKE THE MOVIES
THIS WEB SITE IS FUCKING GENIUS
THOSE WHO ARE TRUSTED ARE TRUSTWORTHY
THOSE WHO DENY SOCIALISM NEVER UNDERSTOOD WHAT IT WAS ALL ABOUT
THOSE WHO KNOW DON'T TALK. THOSE WHO TALK DON'T KNOW
THOUGH YOU THINK YOU DO, YOU NEVER REALLY KNOW.
TIME FLIES LIKE AND ARROW, FRUIT FLIES LIKE A BANANNA.
TIMIDITY IS LAUGHABLE
TIMIDITY IS SACRED
TIMIDITY IS SUN
TIMING A SENSE IS THE MARK OF GENIUS
TIMING IS THE ROOT OF ALL PROGRESS.
TINKER BELL HAS THE CURE FOR MODERN SOCIETY
TO CEASE TO CHANGE IS TO BECOME OLD.
TO SEE OBSOLETION IS HUMAN
TO SEEK OBSOLETION IS HUMAN.
YOU ARE THE SOURCE OF THE RULES YOU LIVE BY
YOU CAN CHANGE THE WORLD BY CHANGING YOURSELF
YOU CAN EVEN BETRAY YOUR FAMILY
YOUR OLDEST FEARS CAN BE DIFFICULT TO REALIZE
YOUR OLDEST FOES ARE YOUR BEST ONES
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THE WELL EMBRACES ECCENTRICS OR REVOLUTIONARIES
MEN ARE NOT HUMONGOUS BY NATURE
MEN ARE NOT HUMONGOUS BY NATURE
FREE YOUR MIND AND YOUR ASS WILL FOLLOW.
CARTOONS THAT MIGHT MAKE YOU LAUGH.
0ART IS IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER.
DREAMING WHILE AWAKE IS _NOT_ A CONTRADICTION
DREAMING WHILE AWAKE IS _NOT_ A CONTRADICTION